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A Note From Dink ...
Hey troops, today we're releasing this extra-long DVD with four scenes of footage shot by my buddy Joe from My Straight Buddy and Semper Fuck. This is the real deal, as Joe films his actual straight buddies as they hang out, drink, smoke, walk around naked, jerk off, and experiment sexually!
Scene Descriptions From Joe ...
Shave Shower and Blowjob
I have known my buddy King for more than a year now. He's a great guy, and we really enjoy hanging out together. We usually go drinking and chasing girls, but one crazy weekend it became something more. Luckily King is a total exhibitionist and actually wanted the whole thing taped. The whole evening started with us trying to convince a girl to come over, but she bailed on us (turned out later it was all a mix-up). So instead, King and I ended up at a bar and we started buying each other shots, and it was all downhill from there.
When we got back to my pad he started bitching about there not being any pussy for us. "But I have pussy for us!" I said. I have a Futurotic Pussy and Ass molded off of porn star Tera Patrick which looks almost like the real thing. Being drunk and horny enough to fuck just about any pussy that's put in front of him, he readily agrees to fuck it on camera.
King is an exhibitionist by nature. He loves to be naked and he loves to show off. I So the video starts out with us just hanging out naked at my house. Then for some reason he gets it into his head to shave his entire body, from top to bottom, including his balls... Then for some reason, I get it into my head to tell him that I'm going to be the one doing the shaving.
I originally only meant to shave his chest, I was going to let him shave his own balls and was more than a little surprised when he indicated I should continue south. I was even more surprised when he turned around and told me to shave his ass. Then I washed him off myself, top to bottom, including his ass.
Afterwards we went back out to my living room where the porn was playing. He makes an attempt at fucking the fake pussy and ass, but it's hard to get a good angle on it, it's definitely not like the real thing. He eventually decides to sit back and use it like a masturbator. I can't resist rubbing his huge goose-egg sized balls while he does this, and he doesn't stop me.
Unfortunately by this time the Jagermeister was catching up with him and after a little bit he passes out on the couch. I couldn't resist, his dick was right there, so I keep jerking him off for a little while and then I got up the balls to suck his cock! He got rock hard and stayed that way, but I was unable to get him off so this scene ends without a money shot. However it does end with me climbing into bed naked with him for lights-out. I showed him the video of me sucking him off while he was sleeping, BTW. It wasn't until I downloaded the tape though that I realized he had actually woken up half-way through it with a surprised look on his face...and then let me continue.
King and Joe Hanging Out
King and I had just gotten back from Vegas a few hours before. I basically had to take him because of all the crazy fucked up shit we ended up doing during Night One. Basically I had to take him to a strip club in Vegas so he could A: remind himself that he was really straight and B: cleanse the memories of playing with me by having titties rubbed in his face.
The result though is, tonight we are both horny as fuck--neither of us came on Night One, we just passed out, neither of us got off in Vegas, now it's 3 days on and we've both got blue balls from hell. And we're both much more comfortable around each other now.
King gets a call from his ex-fiancee, who broke his heart, and this video starts off with him talking to her. Only, as he's talking to her, he unbuttons his jeans and starts playing with himself. Pretty soon he's rock hard and showing off his long, thick cock to the camera as he chats with her on his cell phone. When he takes off his pants, he tells her he's climbing into bed because he's tired.
The thing that's awesome about my buddy King is: every time he wants to smoke a cigarette he goes outside naked. This time he has his shirt on still, but his dick is poking out from beneath. It's fucking huge! He finished up his conversation on my front step, balls hanging out the whole time. When he finally hangs up he heads inside and I have him explain the whole situation and what just happened as he makes us some more Jager Bombs.
The last part of the video is just us hanging out naked and bullshitting on the front porch. There's nothing sexual about it and there's no cum shot. In fact, there's no stroking at all for the last half of the video. What you do get to see is two friends who are totally comfortable with each other. By the end of this video, you'll know that King and I are two real dudes and we really are best bros. This is what other porn sites try to fake. And not to worry, this is just part one...by the end of part two we're on the floor 69ing each other. And that's just the warm-up for part three.
King and Joe Jerk-off and 69
This is where things start to get really interesting.
The first part was King playing with himself, and then us hanging out naked together. In part two, we get down to business. When we started out that just meant jerking off together but we ended up doing just about everything by the time the night was through.
He knew that I had sucked his dick before 'cause I showed him the tape of me doing it on Night One (Shave, Shower and a Blowjob). He admitted that he had woken up in the middle of it and not stopped me, but he was still a long way from being OK with me doing it now. The first half of this movie (a full 30 minutes) is us jerking off together in my living room. He really likes to play to the camera so there are some close-up shots of his incredible dick (seriously, it's impressive). I also got some great shots when I laid down on the floor and had him stand over me. He has a really tight body I have to admit. An amusing moment comes when he spits on his dick to lube it up and it goes through his fingers and lands in my face.
There's just too much to write about...but this is so much more than a regular jerk-off tape. We're not two guys pretending to be friends, we are best friends, and you can tell when you watch this movie. Then the subject of giving blowjobs comes up. King's ready to get one...he's horny as fuck, drunk enough, and loosened up enough from jerking off in front of me to be cool with the idea. Just as long as "Nothing goes up my ass" he's OK with it.
We start off by having him pour beer down his cock and I drink the beer right off his dick. I love beer and King loves doing fun stuff so this went very naturally and soon I was sucking him like a pro, and he was loving it. In fact pretty soon he's so into it he asks what I think about us taking turns fucking each other. But he wants to suck my cock first. Dayum! Okay.
In retrospect I really wish I had had him get on his knees and work my dick over with his tongue. It would have been great to have been able to watch him swallow my dick whole, but at the time I guess I had other plans. Not that they were bad plans, I pulled him right down on the floor for an awesome sixty-nine. We head to the shower to wash up and the intense session that follows is what start Part Three.
King and Joe Get Freaky
At the end of Part Two, we saw that I was just about to lick out my bro's ass, but before that goes down I want us to hit the showers first. Gotta make sure things are clean back there. That's where this tape begins—in the shower.
We're so cool with each other, it just doesn't matter anymore. And it feels great. Especially when he reaches down and finger fucks my asshole. He says afterwards that he fingerfucked me the same way he would do to a girl, all I can say is they must like it. Then when his ass is good and washed out, and wishing to repay him for his awesome finger-fuck I proceed to give his butthole a thorough tongue lashing. I'm doing a pretty good job apparently, because he reaches down to jerk me off completely unasked.
I was even surprised to see at one point King first reaching over to play with my balls, and then he actually get's back to 69ing with me! I was so drunk that I literally did not remember this part, I'm not sure if he does, either.
When it came time for him to fuck me, we discovered that his dick was too big for my poor little ass. To my intense amazement however, he asked me to fuck him (I'd heard this about straight marines, that they always roll right over, I was amazed to discover that it was actually true). I was more than happy to oblige.
At the end of the video you see us go out for a smoke, but during that break we actually decided that we were both too tired and drunk to continue so we'd have to finish up another day. That actually led to us doing a whole 'nother night, Drunk Buddies Experimenting, just so we could make sure we popped a cumshot for you guys!
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